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Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 04:55 am Testinng IMified
Hey...it really works...
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Feb. 23rd, 2006 @ 03:31 pm Moved to yahoo...
I have moved to yahoo....
http://360.yahoo.com/abhishek22m

thanks,
abhi
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Feb. 26th, 2005 @ 02:56 pm Back to Bachpan....
Current Mood: crazy
Current Music: Bolo tum ...
I wont tell u much abt this thing...
a trip down the memory lane....
so Njoy.......

http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/anek.aspx
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Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 04:05 pm Can u please explain me which error is this???? (Fedora Core 3)
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Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 03:31 pm lol
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Feb. 17th, 2005 @ 09:08 am Engineers Valentine Poem...
Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Maikade Banda Kare....(Kash-Hariharan)
AN ENGINEER'S VALENTINE POEM:
I was alone and all was dark,
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love
But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed,
You turn the square of my heart,
Into a sinusoid.
You load things from my memory,
Onto my systems bus.
My life was once assembly code,
Now its C++.
I love the way you solder things,
My circuits you can fix.
The voltage across your diode is,
Much more than just point six.
With your amps and resistors,
You have built my integrator.
I cannot survive without you,
You are my function generator.
You have charged my life,
Increased my gain and made my maths discreet.
And now I'll end my poem,
Control, Alt and Delete.
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Feb. 16th, 2005 @ 09:53 am Ultimate:IT company strategies
Current Mood: crushed
Current Music: Khulke Muskurale tu (Phire Milenge)
Infy method:
Hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat...
he will die eventually of frustration...

TCS method:
Hire a lion, give him hell a lot of work
and pay him government salary, lion dies
of hunger and frustration

IBM's method:
Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an
hour ... he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:
Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will
eventually become a
Lion once he reaches onsite, and make sure that
he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and
tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the
job. lion
dies of the strain?

COSL Method:
hire a lion ..tell him to merge with
Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...lion dies
from
fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....

Polaris Method:
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL)
...change his timings...(instead of 9 AM...change it
to
8:30 AM) cut down his allowance (coupons etc) lion
dies from
fear of becoming CAT.....

Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont
pay him...he dies of hunger...

Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or
ask for a premature delivery. Lion either dies of
boredom
or intense physical & mental activity...

Patni method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a
cat...the lion dies before joining....

Satyam method:
hire a lion, give him net access..no
work..and deport him to
Chennai centre...no water..no
electricity..no hindi speaking
ppl...lion dies in oblivion......

Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of
work...transfer him to
Wipro Lights division..lion dies due to Lightness...

Amdocs method:
hire a lion...frustrate the lion
with tons of COBOL programs.....
never increment salaries....apply all Isrealy
tactics...
lion eventually becomes a cat...

Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself
with anything and everything...
ask him to fill complicated competency
forms...differ increments and pay him salary of
a cat... lion dies due to fear of getting mis-aligned
or
starvation...

CDAC-NCST method : (Plz contribute)
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Feb. 10th, 2005 @ 02:52 pm One more bug flying through windows....
Current Mood: bored
Interesting piece of info.

Windows crashes automatically if you don't switch off the machine for
49.7 days.This is accepted by Microsoft.

Do you know why?

In windows the Virtual Machine Manager(VMM) is responsible for
creation, execution, monitoring and termination of virtual machines.
This VMM is a
32 bit protected mode operating system, provides a number of system
service at chip level of programming.

One of these services is "Get_System_Time". This particular service
loads the EAX register with the time in milliseconds since Windows
started.This service is accurate to 1ms.

EAX is a 32 bit register. So the maximum number of milliseconds it can
hold is:

(2^32) - 1 = 4294967295 milliseconds
= 4294967.295 seconds
= 71582.79 minutes
= 1193 hours
= 49.7 days

So after 49.7 days the EAX resets to zero.Most of the Drivers use this
Time Service to keep track of the time out of various services they
provide. So after 49.7 days the drives cannot use the Get_System_Time
function of VMM and they crash.

"SO DO NOT KEEP YOUR MACHINE ON FOR MORE THAN 49.7 DAYS.
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Feb. 9th, 2005 @ 04:58 pm Sniper for all UT fans
Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Raat Kali Ek Khwab Mein Aayi
Check this out,
Real Sniper
http://science.howstuffworks.com/framed.htm?parent=sniper.htm&url=http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn14-e.htm
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Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 04:26 pm I hate JAVA
Current Mood: irritated
I hate JAVA
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Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:33 am Four Engineers
Current Mood: full
Current Music: Ruth Ke Humse kabhi...(JJWS)
The Four Engineers

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.

The car broke down.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."

The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."

All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"

The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should close all the windows, get out of the car,get back in and open all the windows again"
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Feb. 3rd, 2005 @ 04:48 pm 98
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: In the Jungle...
Windows 98: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Jan. 30th, 2005 @ 02:50 pm Rediff Account Deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Mood: angry
Current Music: Yeh kya hua....
Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!

My rediff email accounted is deleted for no reasons...i was not informed at all.....i am using this account for last 6 years...lost almost 400 mails + lots of important info..........How can they do this to me...........i sent them a mail ..keeping my fingers crossed......guys ..plz pray for me.....and if possible take backup of ur rediff account...(specially if u have any strange id's.( Mine was ilcu which stands for I wiLl C U)..i guess they thought that this id is generated for some destructive purpose.....

sad..............
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Jan. 29th, 2005 @ 09:47 am Engineer's Life
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: Bolo Bolo Bolo ( Strings & Haraiharan)
nice article :-)

from a person who is working in Orcale

*/An Engineer’s life- bole to……./*



It all begins with Std. 10- “ Bete, you got to study just like the
neighbourhood boy, Krishnan Venkatraman Subramanium Iyer, who slogged
day and night to get admission in Ruparel.”

Then comes the crucial H.S.C.* *where we are again reminded of some
other scholastic persona (although such people don’t possess one) who
scored 99% in PCM and is still slogging (and will continue to slog for
his entire life). Loads of pressure, the entire personality of the
child
changes during that frustrating year, still he does his work thinking
that he will relax next year.

Finally the candidate manages to get somewhere close to 93% and *feels
happy*. (Only till the day of admissions where he notices that there
are
2407 people in Mumbai who have a score better than his.)

College in Vashi, 4 hours journey, is what is constantly hovering in
and
above his head. And, if forgotten, relatives, the so-called
philanthropists, are always there to remind.

Finally, if the soul is lucky, he manages to get admission in a college
in suburbs.

Again he *feels happy*. (Only till the day his Mechanics and B.E.E.
lectures begin.)

He feels life is hell and is totally unable to figure out the reason he
is made to study this.

Then the most technical, intelligent and practical work begins in his
college, the submission*. *Although it’s highly technical, intelligent
and practical, (a repetition of all three qualities was necessary here)
there is nothing surprising that his younger brother studying in the
seventh grade does it for him.* *

Again he slogs day and night, and after the first semester, where he
has
made an attempt of 90 marks in mechanics, he *feels happy*. (Only till
the results, where he gets 20 in mech. where he was expecting 80.Now
he’s confused as to why is it called A.T.K.T. Actually it should’ve
been
80-K.T). And since this is his first experience, he fills up a
re-verification form, anticipating miracles. He gives his K.T
examination and passes this time, and then the re-verification results
come stating that he had cleared mech. in the very first attempt. A
perfect, engineering experience.

*But engineering also has its advantages*. It helps a person improve
his
relationship with his grandfather, because now they can chat on a
common
topic. He is made to study the same computer languages that his
grandfather used to study during his young days.

This is how engineering inculcates values in students. It’s really
appreciable.

Semesters pass by and the young dude, turns into an uncle.

Finally there are campus interviews conducted in his college and he
again *feels happy.*

(Only till he realizes that there were only 2 students selected out of
1453 applicants.) Then he tries his luck with G.R.E and luckily gets
selected in one of the top grade colleges in the States and *feels
happy. *(Only until the day, the authority at the consulate rejects his
visa because the engineer’s face had an uncanny resemblance with his
brother in law whom he hated, or for some other similar reason, which
“they” don’t bother to state.)

Then the tired, frustrated engineer gives hundreds of interviews for a
job without a response, and the poor soul *feels unhappy*. (Only till
the day he gets a call from a U.S based company with an annual package
of 60,000 U.S dollars.)

So the moral of this article is, no matter what critics say, we
engineers rock. What say? * *

**
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Jan. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:54 am George Bush Jibjab!!!!!!!!!1
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Kate Nahi Raaat.........
hey,
check this one...
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Fmovies%2Ffeature%2Fjibjabinaugural.html

Njoy,
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Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 07:39 pm Windows LongHorn
Current Mood: Linux Rulez!!!!
Current Music: Bill to Paagal Hai..Yeh Bugs Wala hai...
These r some snapshots of Windows Longhorn (Will be released in 2006) http://www.pro-networks.org/longhorn/LH-4074/dwm1.jpg http://www.zolknetwork.com/contentimages/longhorn/screenshots/4008/installation.jpg http://blog.bretherton.net/images/15/r_Longhorn.jpg http://prosoft.net.ru/screen/Longhorn.jpg http://kuvat.feikki.net/windows_longhorn/setup.jpg http://www.pcpchina.com/forum/uploads/25/200310281039_47.jpg http://longhornmania.fc2web.com/Windows%20Longhorn%20Build%204051%20PDC%20Screen%20Shot/lh4051-8.PNG

some more clippings
http://www.winsupersite.com/reviews/longhorn_alpha.asp

Well, the interesting thing is . The Windows LongHorn Logo has Inherited some features from our very own GNU...

http://www.okladki.friko.pl/software/microsoft_windows_longhorn-front.jpg

Can Mr. Billu BugsWaala give ne explanation...
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Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 10:35 am SANIA @Australian Open
Current Mood: high
Current Music: Bulla ki Jaana mein kaun
Cheers to this Cyberbad girl!!!!!
for more updates and live scores, check this link,

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/index.html

plz see the IBM ON DEMAND SCORECARD....
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Jan. 18th, 2005 @ 07:06 pm Real or Hoax

hello friends,

just want to share this one....nice for TP....

hey!!! and let me know ur score.........

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/4462/real_or_hoax1.swf

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Jan. 13th, 2005 @ 06:34 pm Well atleast i know how to be one!!!!
Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Ti Geli Tewha Rimzim
Nerd!!!!!!!!!!


I am nerdier than 98% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
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Jan. 13th, 2005 @ 09:56 am Nerd Huh!!!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Apaki aankhon mein kuchh.....

I am nerdier than 53% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
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